thatfunnyblog:

This will always be the best part of the movie.

saddestblogger:

when two of ur friends are closer to each other than they are to u

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rapewhistled:

*16 year old girl voice* um shut the fuck up thanks

kissmeok:

love/couples

kissmeok:

love/couples

tropicalfruitbabe:

*doesn’t check bank account*
*pretends everything is fine*

"Religion has convinced people that there’s an invisible man … living in the sky. Who watches everything you do every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a list of ten specific things he doesn’t want you to do. And if you do any of these things, he will send you to a special place, of burning and fire and smoke and torture and anguish for you to live forever, and suffer, and suffer, and burn, and scream, until the end of time. But he loves you. He loves you. He loves you and he needs money."

- George Carlin (via kushandwizdom)

Good Vibes HERE

(via words-of-emotion)

peep-toe-shoes:

hahahahahaha

thatfunnyblog:

snooze2010:

this is it.

this is Ellen folks.

 More fun?

"and I knew it was bad
when I woke up in the mornings
and the only thing I looked
forward to was going
back to bed
"

- poems from my uncle’s grave (via massiv3)