• Bae: babe come over
  • Me: I just put my bagel bites in the oven
  • Bae: my parents aren't home
  • Me: I literally just put them in the oven
i-smell-of-gross-potatoes:

if i show someone my nippers and they don’t text me this they are out

i-smell-of-gross-potatoes:

if i show someone my nippers and they don’t text me this they are out

skvtevlldvy:

i just burnt my tongue on my food and it made me realise that sometimes the ones you love hurt you the most

"I suddenly felt traces of the past floating back up from my lungs and feared that I would suffocate"

- Tablo (via consumingblasphemy)

"You can tell so much about a person by the way they leave you."

- Redvers Bailey  (via tea-storm)

"I would die for you. But I won’t live for you."

-

Stephen Chbosky (via kushandwizdom)

Good Vibes HERE

(via words-of-emotion)

sunflower-mama:

lesmemoirs:

blametherapistneverthevictim:

 

i’ve found my favourite 

WELL SHIT

sunflower-mama:

lesmemoirs:

blametherapistneverthevictim:

 

i’ve found my favourite 

WELL SHIT

gnarlygnat:

IM LAUGHING SO HARD DYLAN SPROUSE JUST RETWEETED THIS

gnarlygnat:

IM LAUGHING SO HARD DYLAN SPROUSE JUST RETWEETED THIS

pagingme:

can i make a bible out of this man’s tweets

pagingme:

can i make a bible out of this man’s tweets

pollypopit:

relahvant:

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road

bust ya nut and off ya strut

pray

pollypopit:

relahvant:

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road

bust ya nut and off ya strut

pray

"A guy and a girl can be just friends, but at one point or another, they will fall for each other…Maybe temporarily, maybe at the wrong time, maybe too late, or maybe forever."

"

If I’m a sarcastic asshole when I talk to you its either because I really like you and feel comfortable teasing you

Or I really hate you and don’t care if you know it

Good luck figuring out which one

"

lovequotesrus:

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